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[12 Oct 2004|06:31am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Fuck you Eric...

Fuck you.

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[15 Sep 2004|12:16am]
[ mood | apathetic ]

Well, it's been a while since I logged on to livejournal. I had forgotten my password, but then I remembered it.


What's new in the life of Silver Imp?

Nothing.

Well... I did some spoken word thing not too long ago.

I seriously don't know what to write in this anymore. I'm probably going to end up deleting my journal and disappearing.

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[07 Sep 2004|02:48pm]
[ mood | sore ]

I feel the throb from beneath my skin...

Through the heart...

Through the eye...

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My way of apologizing. [29 Aug 2004|08:08pm]
[ mood | sad ]

Robin is neither "gay" nor a "bitch". I'm just retarded.

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[28 Aug 2004|09:12pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

I don't have an internet girlfriend anymore.

Maybe I should find a new one. One who isn't a bitch to me.

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[26 Aug 2004|09:57am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Holy fucking shit.

Is it too much to ask for just one day of normality?

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[25 Aug 2004|11:53pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

A moment of introspection:

I haven't had a girlfriend, or been with a woman in any way (not even sucking face) in 2 years.

The most action I have gotten is an online girlfriend half the country away, whom I aquired as of recently.

Also she's a pretty big bitch to me half the time.

... I feel kind of pathetic.






Oh yeah, I picked up a couple of Nightwish albums. I have been in such a mood for something epic, but lack many albums that would 'cut it' so to speak.

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[23 Aug 2004|12:44pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Below the cut is a list of all the albums I have been able to collect over the years.

None of them are burnt copies, all real.

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I'm so metal, I shit scrap iron. :P

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[21 Aug 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | sad ]

I had my heart broken by the one girl I loved tonight.

I tried being everything to her, all she could ask for, I looked after her and cared for her... And what do I get? My heart shit on.

She ruined me, I will never trust a woman ever again. I give you all the love I can give a person, and you just take a hot steaming piss right on my feelings. I never thought anyone could be as cruel and brutal as she was to me tonight.

Damn you fanny_fuckass! You menstruating vulva! You destroyed me! I will never be the same again.

I will be spending the next 2 hours crying my eyes out in to my pillow.

Goodnight. :(

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[20 Aug 2004|09:23pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I was sent a few more pictures of myself just now, so I'm now sharing them.

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[20 Aug 2004|02:55pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

I haven't been keeping up with my journal or those who are on my friends list as of recent, and for that I apologize.

I've been pretty depressed lately. And have taken to not really caring about anything right now...

I'll return to my on-line life when I get over this bullshit. But for now, I leave you with this.

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Today was cool. [16 Aug 2004|05:23pm]
[ mood | amused ]

God, I saw the coolest thing today. I was in a Kelsey's taking a piss, and had to wait for the bathroom.
This 2 year old kid was bawling and being stupid and loud like kids often do, and this hero of a man just yelled at the parents and the kid "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to fucking eat!". And the kid kept his whining up! The guy was nice enough to warn them "If he doesn't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna crack him upside the head".. Lo and behold, guess what the retard kid does? He bawls and whines at the top of his lungs, to which this 300-lbs guy knocked him in the face with half of one of those big ass burritos, knocking the kid on his ass and almost off the table.

Now, that my friends is a hero who deserves every medal the world can give him! Too few people stand up to the menace that is whiny kids, and the parents out there just want to give them "time out" and send them to their room.

Man, I remember when I was a kid, I never got sent to my room. My grandma put me in a Boston Crab and chopped me in the throat. And look how I turned out! It was fun though seeing that burrito whack this whiny, white-bred, rich ugly little bastard right in the face with the force of a football, and how he got shut down like a bad carnival ride. I hate sitting and eating a nice barely dead cow over the spits at my favorite restaurant, and when some whiny kid cries, bawls, and is just plain fucking noisy for no reason... You know what I do? I toss that kid into the deep frying station in the kitchen. I think establishments should be given the right to arrest and deep fry noisy kids. Shit, if I'm noisy, start crying and screaming, I'd get tossed in jail. Why not a kid? I kick so much more ass than any kid out there.

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[13 Aug 2004|09:19am]
[ mood | excited ]

Now THIS is why I love black metal so much, besides some pretty fucking good music if they come to North America with shows like this, I'm more than going and getting an interview with them. Not to mention Ghaal is on trial for torture, this is definitely Must See TV, folks!

Norwegian black metal band shocks Poland

Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth staged a special concert that made Janet Jackson's breast-baring look like nursery school antics and left Catholic Poland outraged. A police investigation has begun after a show that included dozens of sheep heads on stakes, a literal blood bath and a naked, crucified woman, newspaper VG reports.

Black metal band Gorgoroth, made up of members "King", "Kvitrafn", "Gaahl" and "Infernus", gave Polish TV far more than they bargained for.



Gorgoroth's concert in Krakow was recorded by state TV station TVP and the resulting scandal was the center of attention in Polish media. The band is now being investigated for causing religious offense, which can be punished by two years in prison.

The police are also considering an investigation of cruelty to animals.

"On stage there was blood everywhere. About ten decapitated sheep heads and naked people, alive, on large crosses. Everyone was painted with 100 liters of sheep blood. Also there were Satanist symbols everywhere. One of the hanging female models fainted and an ambulance had to be called," TVP director Andrzej Jeziorek told VG.

Jeziorek said that the TVP staff were terrified and reported the show to police.

"This kind of thing should not happen on state TV and especially not in Krakow, which is the Pope's city," Jeziorek said. Jeziorek wanted to halt the concert but feared a riot from enthusiastic, bloodied fans who had paid for tickets.

The band were recording a concert DVD and had promised fans a very special show in Poland, and had rigged the stage behind curtains to keep the content secret.

Recent troubles with sects and Satanist groups have made the issue especially sensitive in Poland.



The Serta sheep are now scared shitless, and Lambchop has been slain. Satan's work is now done. Baaaaaaah Baaaaaaaah motherfucker!

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Seppuku with a frisbee [11 Aug 2004|06:31pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill.
Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves... (guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.) and don't even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that's why there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you're like me, you don't have access to stuff like lasers. But there's hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times, and believe me, it's pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

Step 1: Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2: Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3: Make sure your parents aren't around
Step 4: Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5: Get really super pissed.
Step 6: Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7: Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8: Push hard until you can't see it.
Step 9: Wait.
Step 10: Die.

Step 3.


Step 6.


Step 7.

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[10 Aug 2004|02:47pm]
[ mood | high ]

I'm at work right now, high out of my mind.

I'd like to take this time to say that my co-worker Eric (dj_cyphax) is ugly and he smells.

HA!

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Probably the only picture post I make. [09 Aug 2004|04:45pm]
[ mood | pessimistic ]

I got an E-mail from a friend that had a couple of pics of me that were taken fairly recently. So I decided I'm going to post them (under a cut), and this will be the only time I post pics of myself.

My apologies if I look gay.

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This has been waiting for a while... [08 Aug 2004|07:36pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Well folks, I've had this energy pent up for a while and I really want to have it rupture right here and now, so be prepared for perhaps the most poetic and graphic moment of your lives... Or at least mine.


I'm insanely horny, for anyone who could tell. Mostly because I've had one good sexual encounter all of my life, and it was born out of what I guess would be the bourgeois act called "sin", but here we go into all that my body, as a flesh and deity, desire... I miss sex above almost anything in my life, even thought it's only been two long, miserable years without it. And it seems that even the lowest human being around me on the street struts with some fine specimen while I lay alone... I wait for the touch of a female again, to taste the power of her awe-inspiring being again. I remember those infinite times when a woman, in all her pristine and goddess glory, tasting the empowering scent from her flesh. Every time I taste the flesh of a female, it makes me realize just how real the blood that flows in my veins actually is. And their scents fill me with an energy that destroys, replicates, and creates universes all at once, showing the ultimate power of all that is in a female, a power that covers me and destroys me all at once. I miss going down on a woman, as strange as that sounds to some. But to taste the hearth in between a woman's legs is to taste all that is power and all that has ever made man great. I love tasting a woman's yoni (aka the "pussy"), and I can say I've spent hours down there just learning the intricate spiral that is a woman's clitoris. And my friends, I can say I can taste the universe and all the power of birth and creation between a woman's thighs. They hold that power and we all know it, despite the fact we as men may think we are overpowering them. But without that taste, my bones wither and peel from inside me. A self-hatred brews inside and holds me tight like being tied to the mast of a sinking ship in a cold ocean.
I remember being held by one woman who wrapped herself around my boy like a spider, slinking her long, almost for-boding legs around me, forcing my body to confide itself into her in the most acrobatic positions. Licking her boots and demanding I taste every inch of her body, as I owe any female. I want to feel that feeling when I plunge myself into a female, I feel her universe of person crash and assimilate inside of me, feeling her body rubbing against mine into such pleasure that we no longer know what is reality and what is not. I enjoy playing the female body like an instrument, learning every note and curve and strumming it until it purrs, yet no one besides me listens to that inquiry. I remember when I had sex for the first real time, and it felt like the universe literally beat through my veins, and I felt everything that set me free at last. Nothing makes my blood flow more real than the scent and flow of an intelligent and gorgeous woman, and at that point I want to taste their cradle of creation as much as possible. I love eating pussy, in short, and I try every tactic until I figure what will have a woman crippled with ecstasy.

I miss sex truly and deeply, and I feel like my body is useless without it.

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I have a Livejournal now... WHEEEE! [06 Aug 2004|12:35pm]
[ mood | blank ]

So yeah... I made an account on this blogger thing thanks to the persuasion of Eric.

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